in case anyone was wondering, cockroaches in taiwan can fly.



yeah i don't even want to talk about it.

m a y b e  i'll tell the story later, if i ever stop feeling like puking when i think about it.
GAG

i have a really intense project for work that i have to hand in in... 10 hours.

which explains why my laundry is done, nails are painted, bathroom floors are sparkling, and fridge is empty.

hmm, what else can i do...?

hello, procrastination, it's been awhile.

hey, you would be avoiding your work too if you had to compile a powerpoint on crisis communication for the military. IN CHINESE.

my boss/uncle's "suggestion" (order) to wake up at 7 AM and go to bed at 11 PM every day is clearly not being carried out very well.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gmail thread between me and Jane (2):

4/16/10 8:55 PM
Jessica Li: oh my god.
you seriously sent Auntie Olivia and Uncle Jeff to come to the club and do some spywork!?!?!??! i can't believe you.


4/17/10 11:21 PM
Jane Lin-Li: RE: oh my god.
It's a public place isn't it?



GOD, JANE'S SO SASSY I CAN'T STAND HER SOMETIMES.

!)#@*!_%&!_@$*!!!!!!!
April 1, 2010 3:30 AM: official start of mosquito season in Taipei.



My anti-itch cream collection is officially out of the drawer and within convenient reach.
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